When I move to a DDR5 system, I'm gonna grab some of these, and pretend those fans are turbochargers electrically kept spooled up, delivering boost to my RAM's performance. If the RAM gets hotter and the fans spin up more, that's just the custom ECU tune to deliver more boost on the high-end. Only thing missing is the turbo whine and wastegate sounds. I hope I can use some kind of software monitoring to see the fan speeds. That will act as the boost gauge. How many people can say each of their DIMMs is twin-turbocharged? Surely that is worth whatever the asking price is.
I know these are turbos cuz if they were superchargers, they would steal power from the RAM before adding back more performance than they stole. And clearly they would be centrifugal superchargers, not roots or twin-screw. Regardless, this RAM makes boost, so back the f*ck off me son. You can't handle this. If we benchmark our machines, you're gonna be going home without yours.
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Guys, help me get this campaign going: Active Cool The World.
Everything in the PC needs to be actively cooled. HDD, SSD, optical drive, RAM, sound card, parts of the motherboard besides the northbridge, not just a liquid cooling unit's radiator but also the waterblock itself and the water tubes, both sides of a graphics card, both top and bottom of PSUs, and let's also actively cool the things that are doing the active cooling. So fans on top of fans. Leave nothing in your PC without active cooling. Why run naturally aspirated? Boost gives you a rush you will not believe.