Instead of getting the port or going wireless... what if all portable hand held apple devices become wearable? Then they are exempt as well right? lol "What is that on your forearm? "Oh man it's great it's the new I-Bracer. It's like the ipad... but wearable.." Hummmm ok.. why are your fingers turning black? "Oh it cooks your blood because it's so powerful. At first it hurt but now I can't feel anything! Isn't it awesome!!"