Cybertruck Deliveries Reportedly Halted as New and Current Owners Await Replacement Windshield Parts

[Peter_Brosdahl]

Ironically, Tesla advertises the Cybertruck (via its website) as "Built for any planet. DURABLE AND RUGGED ENOUGH TO GO ANYWHERE." but presently that tagline could be amended to "that doesn't have rain".

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[Brent_Justice]

"USS Enterprise, shakedown crew's report. I think this new ship was put together by monkeys. Oh, she's got a fine engine, but half the doors won't open, and guess whose job it is to make it right." -Scotty, USS Enterprise

 

[Burticus]

Water seems to be the primary nemesis for the CT so far..... well, other than being fugly.

 

[MadMummy76]

My guess is that they used an off the shelf wiper motor for that comically oversized wiper, when what they really needed was a motor designed for lifting barriers

 

[Soulstorm brew]

Wonder if they ended up fixing the armored glass?

 

[MadMummy76]

Wonder if they ended up fixing the armored glass?

Yeah, they fixed it by replacing the steel balls with tennis balls. I'm not even joking.