NVIDIA CEO and Founder Jensen Huang Could Soon Be Replaced Following an Impromptu Board Meeting

[Brian_B]

The king is dead, long live the king.

A pair of titties did what all his arch rivals, mainly intel and AMD, but many more on the list, couldnt

Two pair

 

[igor_kavinski]

I was just about to ask who would replace him, but it seems Colette Kress is stepping in as a temporary CEO, (I figured it would be a woman) I think she is CFO

Did they do their due diligence??? They need to be sure that he didn't sleep with her too!

 

[igor_kavinski]

Two pair

Now three!

https://www.reuters.com/technology/former-nvidia-ceo-huang-had-relationship-with-second-employee-sources-say-2026-11-12/

How many 5090s did those two employees get out of him?

 

[Brian_B]

Now three!

https://www.reuters.com/technology/former-nvidia-ceo-huang-had-relationship-with-second-employee-sources-say-2026-11-12/

How many 5090s did those two employees get out of him?

Well I admit 3 nice pair probably would be worth it…

 

[Marees]

The French Defence

https://twitter.com/x/status/2120975713180188750

 

[igor_kavinski]

The jokes keep coming and I haven't even tried to look for the hilarious NSFW ones!

 

[DrezKill]

JHH steps down

https://twitter.com/x/status/2120708925821526027

Already resigned: https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c6zjry11v8w1t

https://www.phoronix.com/news/NVIDIA-Jensen-Huang-Resigns

 

[igor_kavinski]

Wow. He even lost his seat on the board!

That's the power of women!

And they still complain

 

[Stoly]

BTW if you hope things will get better on the gaming side because of Jensen's departure; none of the rumored CEO replacements (included the ones from nvidia) have a gaming background.

 

[Marees]

BTW if you hope things will get better on the gaming side because of Jensen's departure; none of the rumored CEO replacements (included the ones from nvidia) have a gaming background.

look at the bigger picture

the AI bubble will pop because he couldn't keep his dick in & the replacements don't have his chutzpah to keep blowing the bubble

& if AI bubble pops then all the prices come crashing down. simples.

 

[Grimlakin]

look at the bigger picture

the AI bubble will pop because he couldn't keep his dick in & the replacements don't have his chutzpah to keep blowing the bubble

& if AI bubble pops then all the prices come crashing down. simples.

Once profits start slipping on AI what do you want to bet that instead of embracing the DIY market they abandon it to focus on their 'core business' and spin off the gaming division to live or die on their own... or just close it outright.

 

[Stoly]

Next question. Will AMD be able to take advantage of this?

 

[Brian_B]

Next question. Will AMD be able to take advantage of this?

No

Everyone will continue to say “drivers”

 

[Grimlakin]

No

Everyone will continue to say “drivers”

To be fair amd drivers for gaming suuuuck.

 

[DrezKill]

Nvidia Employees Petition For Jensen Huang's Return - Slashdot

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Wired: Some Nvidia employees are calling for Jensen Huang's return even after his multiple reported extramarital affairs and abrupt resignation, according to internal correspondence reviewed by WIRED. An internal "suggestion box" post submitted before...

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[Stoly]

Do you think the wife would settle for a RTX5090?